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Recent Movie Reviews

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hahahaha what the fuck

absolutely brilliant.

i've returned to this fucking thing at least eight times now.

i've raised my score four times now, since i came in initially thinking "yeah, it's okay. not the best thing i've ever seen." but the more i come back to it, the more i love it.

maybe its the way he turns to say "hello" to the sound of an organ. maybe it's the way he reprimands this poor minimum wage worker for his incompetence. perhaps its the way he turns to look at me, sunglasses on his eyes as his chiseled physic is revealed to me, a single tit wafting in the wind as he stares forward, daunting and unphased.

5 out of 5. i don't understand why i like this but i do.

Recent Game Reviews

1 Game Review

the controls aren't very intuitive and the game crashed when i tried to reload.

Holmfry responds:

Thanks for your review. The crash may be an issue with the browser or Java may just not be cooperating with your PC. The game is available for download as a NES rom at https://holmadegames.itch.io/bustina, recommended for the best experience on all hardware.

Recent Art Reviews

10 Art Reviews

reminds me a lot of dreadnautilus from terraria, though i'm sure this is what THAT design is based off of, haha

Ruedefaux responds:

Ive never seen it lol
This is bloodborne inspired actually

damn dsp lookin kinda cute

tooscoo responds:

he's dating a milf now

simple and adorable. love it.

actively sabotaging my own life.

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