hahahaha what the fuck

absolutely brilliant.

i've returned to this fucking thing at least eight times now.

i've raised my score four times now, since i came in initially thinking "yeah, it's okay. not the best thing i've ever seen." but the more i come back to it, the more i love it.

maybe its the way he turns to say "hello" to the sound of an organ. maybe it's the way he reprimands this poor minimum wage worker for his incompetence. perhaps its the way he turns to look at me, sunglasses on his eyes as his chiseled physic is revealed to me, a single tit wafting in the wind as he stares forward, daunting and unphased.

5 out of 5. i don't understand why i like this but i do.

the controls aren't very intuitive and the game crashed when i tried to reload.

that's right! it goes in the SQUARE hole.

it's not really a pity handle if she's absolutely into it too.